What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What makes you different?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your juiciest sex story?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is after school detention like in your school?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?